Score: 4

"It wasn't half bad..."

submission: Mario And Friends Goof Up

date: October 12, 2007

It was ok. The animation was far from top notch. The sound effects were of course ripped from various mario games, but this is a mario flash (Duh). Anyway this was pretty funny and I can tell you put some effort into it. But don't post anything on Newgrounds and not expect to get negative criticism.

Begging people to "vote high" and "don't blam this" is begging to get BLAMMED. If you can't take criticism or negative comments and/or assholes that call this crap, then don't post anything on NG ever again. PERIOD

Lots of great flash authors have to put up with assholes spamming their PM box and giving horribly hateful reviews. If they can put up with it and persevere, then maybe you could be inspired to do so. Guys like Krinkels, Johny Utah, Luis and Zeebarf don't beg people to "vote high' and "please don't blam this, I worked really hard on it."

Otherwise if you can't take it, then please do us all a favor and NEVER submit anything again.

Score: 10

"Very funny and random..."

submission: Mambolawyer

date: October 11, 2007

It was just so Wright.

All puns aside I really enjoyed this. This was very funny and I absolutely love the randomness of it. I'm not very familiar with the Phoenix Wright characters but this still appealed to me a lot.

The song was pretty catchy although nothing too special. I caught your little gay reference at the end but it looked more like the homeless guy or whoever wasn't too happy about being swept off his feet (poor bastard...heheheh).

Your hard work shows and I think you're talented and can only get better. I hope to see more in the from you in the future.

Score: 10

"No color, no prob!"

submission: Since You Been Gone

date: October 9, 2007

Nice little animation to go along with another funny Weird Al parody song (Weird Al is the man BTW). The lack of color didn't hurt the quality of the animation, which was very good.

My favorite part was the bowling bowl crushing his foot and having has big toe fly off. That was very funny!!

Only thing missing was a replay button and/or a preloader, otherwise it was great.

Score: 2

"That was bleh...."

submission: Mario's Outstanding Adv.

date: October 9, 2007

Didn't like you did much more than cut and paste some sprites into less than 45 seconds of animation. Sound effects were typical mario and MK sound effects. Overall just BLEH!!!

Score: 7

"Being a fellow yankee fan..."

submission: The Yanks lost?!

date: October 9, 2007

I feel your pain. Better team won in my opinion. Big changes next year.
BIG CHANGES

Score: 8

"Nice action..."

submission: Kid Icarus - Rampage

date: October 8, 2007

But where were the sound effects??...
Regardless the animation was top notch and I liked the God of War remix.

Score: 10

"COCK JOKE!!!!"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: October 7, 2007

Get it....Cock Joke!!!

All joking aside, this was an awesome parody of a funny parody in its own right. I never thought over 100 penises could ever be that funny.

LOLLOLZZZZ

Score: 10

"It's a classic..."

submission: porn or no?

date: June 27, 2007

This is almost as good as "B". It's even better than Strawberryclock's "Want porno?" because you give us the porno.

It's not quite as good as SBC's "Donald Duck Porno" but it's still up there.

The interactivity was topnotch and I love the choices(especially the porno button).

I almost didn't find the easter egg but I scrolled to close this masterpiece and found it by chance. I'm not gonna give it away because that might stop people from watching this then.

Keep up the good work and I hope to see more from you.

Score: 9

"that was warped...."

submission: The Tale of the Übercat

date: June 22, 2007

That was just completely random and insane. I loved it!!

You can tell when some one put a lot of effort into something and I can tell it took you quite awhile to finish this. I didn't understand it at all. But I don't think I was supposed to.

Refreshing anyway to see something completely different.

Score: 6

"I don't know what's wrong with the..."

submission: Stick Figure Homicide

date: May 29, 2007

previous reviewer, but I thought that was pretty good. I guess the dude's never heard of free speech or the right to freely express one's own creative ideas regardless of how violent or explicit they may be. Now regardless of that, this was a decent animation.

The animation could've been better(I'm not a real fan of sticks). But the death animations were alright and the fact you used more than one button type showed some effort. Sound was okay but nothing spectacular.

For a first submission its pretty good and I hope you continue to improve as a flash artist.